Wednesday, June 24, 2009

101 Things Every Boy Should Know

Insomnia got the best of me a few nights ago and so I wrote down what was on my mind. Scary I know. Some of these are quotes from people I respect and some are original. Some may be my new version of an old quote and others I couldn't find the original author to give them credit. Leave a comment as to which ones are your favorite. Enjoy this midnight wisdom...(that means, forgive me if they don't make sense.)

  1. Never let em’ see you sweat.
  2. Haste makes waste.
  3. Whether you think you can or you think you can’t you are probably right.
  4. Joy is a state of mind and happiness is temporary.
  5. Good fences make good neighbors.
  6. If you don’t control your problems, your problems control you.
  7. Truly love at least one woman in your lifetime.
  8. Smile; but don’t smile too much. People wont trust you.
  9. Laugh; but not too loud. People wont take you seriously.
  10. Don’t be surprised when friends desert you.
  11. Love your family.
  12. Teach an old dog new tricks.
  13. Teach a new dog old tricks.
  14. If you are going to fight, fight for love. Fighting for politics and religion aren’t worth it. Politics change every four years and God’s already won.
  15. The sole purpose of a man is to love God and love people.  You can’t show God love without loving people.
  16. People may not like you but they’ll respect you if you do the right thing.
  17. Don’t owe anybody anything.
  18. If you loan someone money don’t expect to get it back. You’ll save a relationship.
  19. Help someone every chance you can but don’t expect anything in return.
  20. Be cautious of people who rush to meet you when you’re new in town.
  21. Don’t jump to conclusions about people but God is the only one truly trustworthy.
  22. The squeaky wheel either gets the grease or gets replaced.
  23. Nervous people talk too much.
  24. Hold your shoulders back and your chin high.
  25. Don’t look up at tall buildings when you’re in a big city; people will know you are visiting.
  26. It is better to admit when you are wrong than to never see your own faults.
  27. “Till death do us part” is supposed to mean “till death do us part.”
  28. Forgive people because most of us are stupid.
  29. Don’t volunteer your time and energy out of feelings of obligation.
  30. You don’t have to do anything; but sometimes you should.
  31. Don’t be afraid to take chances.
  32. Every situation has 50% odds of happening. Either it will or it will not.
  33. Never say she’s out of your league. She may be the MVP of that league but you are still in the same league.
  34. It’s better to try and fail than to never try at all.
  35. God’s grace is stronger than you think.
  36. Stand up for yourself and your family.
  37. Never back down when you are right.
  38. Most disputes are the result of a misunderstanding.
  39. Ulterior motives just means that you are planning ahead.
  40. Networking only works when you’re sincere.
  41. People know when you are “Playing the game.”
  42. Speak up and give a firm handshake.
  43. Say your name like you are proud of it.
  44. Look people in the eye when you talk to them.
  45. Don’t let your eyes wander when you are on a date or you’ll wonder why she walked out.
  46. If someone pays for your meal at least pay for the tip. You’ll feel better as you’re leaving dinner.
  47. Tip well and be kind to waitresses or they’ll spit in your plate. Who knows, you might get a little extra food.
  48. Most of the time when people are rude to you it is not your fault. They might have had a bad day before you came in.
  49. Always consider both sides of the story before making your decision.
  50. Republicans aren’t always right and Democrats aren’t always dumb.
  51. Always say “thank you” when you receive praise and then leave it at that.
  52. Never put down someone you don’t know and try to understand people you do know.
  53. When you hear a rumor you either fan the flame or put out the fire. Don’t fan the flame.
  54. Run 100 miles an hour in the direction you feel God is leading you in but be ready to turn on a dime when he changes your direction.
  55. While you are young do something you’ll be proud of when you are old.
  56. Be on time and work hard.
  57. When someone disrespects you they probably don’t respect themselves.
  58. Wild women probably hate their father.
  59. The best gift a man can give his children is to love their mother.
  60. If a dog pees on the carpet then it’s your fault.
  61. Bad owners make bad dogs.
  62. There are far more ignorant people in this world than truly bad ones.
  63. Be well rounded.
  64. Every decision you make affects those around you.
  65. Selfishness is the cause of most lonely people.
  66. A glass of wine has more health benefits than a can of soda.
  67. The church is full of former sinners. Some are trying to leave their past and others are trying to re-live it.
  68. Salvation is not about what you’ve done or will do; it is about what Jesus did.
  69. Telling the truth is not hard when you are innocent.
  70. It’s only okay to lie to a woman when she asks if she looks fat.
  71. Kids should eat last.
  72. Kids need stability, love and discipline.
  73. Kids should only have three rules: don’t lie, be respectful, and don’t lie.
  74. Men should never get mad in public; you’ll just make a fool of yourself.
  75. Don’t embarrass your kids; it’s really not as funny as you think it is.
  76. It’s not about how much you make; it’s about how much you save.
  77. You don’t have to follow the crowd. They may not know where they are going.
  78. Always have a plan “B”.
  79. If something needs to be done, do it.
  80. Be good at a lot of things but be excellent at life.
  81. Stress only leads to unhealthy living.
  82. Be thankful for what you’ve got and bloom where you’re planted.
  83. Home is more than a house.
  84. It’s not what you know but whom you know until you get in; then you’d better know something.
  85. Don’t be afraid to ask questions. It’s better to look dumb before a mistake than after.
  86. Don’t be afraid to call the whole thing off before the vows; a broken engagement is better than a divorce.
  87. The grass is not always greener on the other side. Sometimes it’s the greenest over the septic tank.
  88. The prettiest girls still have morning breath.
  89. Ask the best-looking girls out on dates but bring a good conversation with you to dinner.
  90. Girls would rather talk about themselves than hear you ramble about your lame hobbies.
  91. In most cases, the worst that could happen never will.
  92. Most of the time the worst-case scenario is that you’ll be rejected. So what? Toughen up.
  93. What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger or sometimes it makes you wish you were dead.
  94. Depression is real; but it is also temporary.
  95. No one likes to hear about your sicknesses and ailments.
  96. Positive people are more likable; but don’t be too positive…that’s just annoying.
  97. Some of the happiest people you’ll meet are highly medicated.
  98. Learning to say “No” will get you further in life than learning to say “Yes.”
  99. There is no such thing as an unanswered prayer. Sometimes the answer is “no”.
  100.  You don’t always have to speak in order to be heard.
  101. If it sounds too good to be true then it probably is.

3 comments:

  1. David always says, "There's nothing you can do to make God love you anymore. There's also nothing you can do to make God love you any less."

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  2. I like #14! And here's an old one:

    Opportunity knocks twice, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

    You have a lot of sayings in your head-LOL! Your future kids will love hearing these from you. (:

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